chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

(via ckings)

joshpeck:

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hey, you can’t talk to my grandson like that someone oughta put you in a mental hospital

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SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDMA

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you’re probably right

(via takemeback-)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(via encourage)

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via c-teardrops)

hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

(via nerdymermaid456)

luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

(via c-teardrops)

"She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect."

Californication (via perfect)

(via pumpkinspicepegging)